The Emperor's New Makeup
Because the best kind is undetectable
My friend Hollis and I always loved the kind of beauty products that did just the bare minimum— tinted moisturizer that makes skin seem better but really looks like nothing, lip balm that gave us just the faintest little bee-sting shade, bronzer that produced a natural glow. We always jokingly referred to these products as the Emperor’s New Makeup— and …



